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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 391: Alexa...

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Stories covered in episode: Russian sites call HIV a myth, Western conspiracy—an epidemic is now exploding 'How is my daughter a pervert?': Alabama dad's plain-spoken rebuke of Roy Moore strikes a nerve This is why evangelicals love Trump's Israel policy Trump's recognition of Jerusalem excites apocalyptic fervor Does Roy Moore think that homosexual conduct should be illegal? Dave Daubenmire: It's Okay If Roy Moore Lies If "It Advances the Kingdom of God" https://streamable.com/42220 'It Has Been Decided In Heaven That Donald Trump Will Be The Next President Of The United States Of America' Mike Shoesmith Gripes That Women Have 'Nagged Their Way Into Government' Alex Jones: People Will Call You A 'Homophobe' If You Don't Let Them Have Sex With Your Car Dave Daubenmire Wonders If Vaccines Are Making People Gay Talking Heads video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

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They tell me he's still just deaf. Josh from Kelly. I'm sitting here listening to episode

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390 and you sitting there talking about not watching it or watching a two hour long

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movie of pouring or fucking frosty. I would sit there for fucking ever. Fuck it. I said

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the entertain. You know what the fuck? How do you get that big ass cut? And then fucking

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trying to watch this motherfucker carry this big ass motherfucking frosty out of glory.

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And he would be so motherfucking entertainer. So, order home. Keep doing that. Tell me.

0:46.9

Hi, I'm Teeze Horns. I'm Mrs. Esme. And I wasn't going to call in about this whole thing

0:54.3

in Brian and sold first vinegar flavored things and have sea salt. Can't stand pickles.

1:02.6

I'm so sorry. Sea salt that your taste buds were burned and some sort of chemical accident.

1:09.0

But you're you're so wrong. Pickles are so delicious. And like,

1:15.8

pickling makes like pickle be so good. Pickles. Just pretty much pickle. I need to any vegetable and

1:23.4

it's better. But then you have the time. I wasn't going to call it in. I wasn't going to call

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any say that. There's a personal thing. I understand you don't hear taste buds were horribly

1:34.3

disfigured or something or you know just injured. But then you had to follow it up with

1:41.8

thinking pumpkin beer. You probably like pumpkin spice coffee. Beer is wrong. That's disgusting.

1:51.0

You're better than that. Anyway, Larry Hall loves you guys.

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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

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The explicit tag is there for a reason.

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