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The Prepare to embark on a journey spawning millennia, full of incredible heroes, devious villains,

heart-stopping battles, and unforgettable moments.

You've been asking for it, and we're finally here to deliver.

Introducing Middle Earth, the podcast.

This new show will be available exclusively on patreon.com forward slash SP net

and cover all of the written work, movies, and other interpretations

of J.R.R.R. Tolkien's Legendarium. And I'm pleased to say that I won't be doing this show alone.

If by my life or death, I can help make this show more incredible. I will. You have my voice.

And you have my knowledge.

If this is indeed the will of the fans, then I will see it done.

Spateri, Alethe, and Richmond.

Three companions.

We will form Middle Earth, the podcast, Available only on patreon.com

forward slash SPNet. The

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The Hello everyone and welcome to the Zelda cast here on Zelda dungeon.net.

My name is Andy Spattery, joined by Allison Alitha. Don't call her Alice.

How you doing today, Al?

Yeah, don't call me Alice. I was fine until about an hour ago. I went, I decided to go out

and get my coffee early today. Normally I wait until after recording to get it. And I'm in line in my car and I'm like, oh, I need to clean my glasses. I pulled them off. I started cleaning them with a little cloth and they snap in my hands. And I was just like, first of all, how am I going to get home? I can't see. Secondly, I don't have backup glasses. What am I going to do? But then I remember that I have like an old three-year-old pair somewhere and I went digging for them and I found them. Thank God. But like, what the heck? Glasses are expensive and they just snapped and I've had that. I love these glasses. And now and then everything since that moment has just been going wrong so I'm having a morning

That's seven years of bad luck when your glasses snap

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