Episode 39: Wedding Squatters, Nazi Loot, & Ranch Potatoes
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. |
| 0:12.4 | You grabbed yourself a drink, full of the bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:23.1 | Turbides! |
| 0:25.1 | The pub is open. How exciting is that, right? Candles are lit. Fred Bird is here. Did you see Colton Wong's play? The other day, went viral on Twitter. Go to Ben Cardinal. No, front office wouldn't pay him. |
| 0:39.6 | And who's beating the Cardinals? In our division, the Milwaukee Brewers. And who plays for the Milwaukee Brewers now? Colton Wong. Not over it. Don't know that I'll ever be over it. |
| 0:50.6 | But at least we're in second place. And we're in episode 39. Boom, my little friend Ron White, this Bobblehead. He's out on the road. If you're in Florida, you can go try to go see him. This man is not on the road. He is in New York. |
| 1:08.6 | Update. Stevie's vaccinated. Saw that. Next, if you're not watching this, Stevie, next. All vaccinated. Good to go. And what am I drinking? First of all, I'm drinking. Look at this can. For those of you who can't see it, it says Lofi Brewing. And there's a pink unicorn. And yep, I'm a sucker for the label. I'm a sucker for the cans. Mexican style logger beer. Where did I get this Charleston? |
| 1:36.6 | That's where I got it. Another one of my favorite cities on earth. And it's delicious. So that's what I'm drinking in the Bud Light glass that I received free as a promotional item. |
| 1:47.6 | I actually think I got these free because I bought pool noodles at Deerberg's. That's the grocery store in Missouri. |
| 1:57.6 | Oh, my God. I don't know. I guess I can tell this story about my dad. |
| 2:04.6 | You can. So my dad. They live in the other like the others. And there was this lady down the street that also has a Yorkie dog. And he has they have my mom and dad everyone. And it's name is Maggie. Is that I was get wrong. The other one died. Yeah. |
| 2:23.6 | What was the first one's name. Lizzie. Right. Lizzie dies sadly. And they moved on to Maggie. And he walks a dog a lot. And one time he said, um, we're pulling out of the subdivision. And now I realize I realized this. It's like, uh, I don't know. They're kind of on the lake, kind of out of the lake. And there was this lady in the front yard that was kind of overly dressed for anything really. |
| 2:50.6 | And in the Ozarks. And she, she looked good. I guess. Like, you know, she looked fine. But my dad was joking and saying, you know, she's always out. And she's always all dressed up like, you know, where do you think she's going? What do you think she's doing? And I'm like, I don't know. Dad, I don't think about it that hard. But she also has a Yorkie. I won't say its name. Can't try to hide identities. And, um, he was talking. My dad was telling my sister that he was talking to that lady when he was walking the dogs. And she's very |
| 3:20.6 | friendly. And this and that. And she's a realtor. And my sister goes, uh, is, is her name. Leanne. I guess I can say it. And my dad's like, yeah. And my sister goes, oh my god, dad. That's the murder for higher lady. |
| 3:39.7 | No way. Yeah. But remember the story. I read you guys about Lake the Ozarks realtor who was going to. Yes. I'm like, dad, that can't be your friend. No, you have to. I mean, he is, he wasn't defense attorney though. Maybe he, he will. Maybe he doesn't believe guilty until proven. So, which is nice to give me. And if she has a Yorkie that likes his, they're Yorkie. I guess there's no harm. No foul. But I'm like, just heads up. |
| 4:08.7 | She was willing to hire apparently someone to murder someone. Right. The grandma. Yeah, it was a discount price. Grandma's are cheap because they're not hard to kill. I can kill my mom. I think with one good tackle. |
| 4:24.7 | At her age, I could take her down, um, really with just a tennis ball while she's walking. I just roll that tennis ball. Um, I don't that. That's probably not even a story. I should be telling a public. But I can't believe there's only one person so far in the entire lake of the Ozarks that has been accused of hiring someone to murder someone. And it's my dad's new friend. Right. |
| 4:53.7 | Wow. Oh, anyway, so that's what we're drinking. Now, this is just a wonderful find. We're talking about what we're eating. Oh, well, no, I'll go back to dolly in a minute, but because that's actually kind of a funny story. Um, what are we trying here? Look at this bottle of deliciousness. Chuchu. I never say it right. Chula. Chula. Chula. Chula. Right. Um, wingsauce. |
| 5:23.7 | Look at the bottle itself needs to be displayed in your house. It's adorable. I don't remember. I think Kroger. No, I only got one for myself. Yeah, but it's wonderful. I just tasted it with a cracker and I hadn't tasted it yet. And then here we go. Tiffany ranch. |
| 5:43.5 | Yeah. Tiffany ranch. Uh, buffer ranch. Heinz is made buffer ranch. Now I said no to the ketchup ranch when cranche that was disgusting. This though, I gotta say. |
| 5:59.5 | Really good. Hot spicy. It's really good. Like I would give this in a plus. Wow. And it's better than ranch. |
| 6:11.5 | A lot better because it's got kick. Well done. Also found this at CVS. Have it tried it yet because I'm proud to say I haven't had a hangover lately. Um, it's called lately. It's called blowfish. Um, lemon flavored two tablets. I don't know. It's got a lot of sodium in it and other stuff. I mean, I wouldn't care. But I know people care. I wouldn't care. |
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