Episode 39: Drag Race Season 9 – Good Morning Bitches Recap & Review

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Rise and shine, ladies! The pressure is on to have a personality as the queens are tasked with giving us morning show realness. Sasha and Shea finally get some overdue attention, while Aja and Valentina are being emotionally evolved Millenials in the workroom. We discuss the continued theme of kindness, which queen we think is playing it safe, share some parting words for Charlie and of course, discuss the origin of the expression "Alright Mary!"

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0:00.0	The All right, Mary.
0:15.0	Today I'm going to be teaching you how to work in a RuPaul's chocolate bar into your diet.
0:23.6	I feel like people just don't eat enough chocolate.
0:26.8	You know, I agree.
0:27.9	I love eating chocolate. Sasha, do you have a solution for people who love to eat dessert but hate waiting to the end of the meal?
0:42.0	Why not take a RuPaul's chocolate bar
0:45.0	and put it in a salad?
0:47.0	Yeah, toss that salad.
0:48.0	Stir it up.
0:49.0	You want to try some?
0:50.0	I thought she never asked.
0:52.0	Do you like that? I thought she never asked.
0:55.0	Do you like that? Mm-hmm.
0:57.0	No, so shit.
0:59.0	Uh-huh.
1:00.0	For Queens don't love the gym.
1:02.0	For Queens, we don't love the gym. For Queens, mmm.
1:04.0	You got great, doesn't it?
1:07.0	Oh, so good.
1:08.0	Sasha and I are really leaning on each other.
1:10.0	We're having fun, the jokes are landing, it feels right. So you take a RuPaul's
1:17.0	chocolate bar, get out of town, and you hide it in a stock of broccoli. You're just a magician.
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