Episode 387: Turn that Frown Upside Down

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:31.0	Recording Live from Glory Old Studios in Chicago. This is Cognitive Dissonance.
0:47.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,
0:52.0	and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:59.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome out.
1:04.0	This is episode 387 highlighted on the big board.
1:08.0	On the big board.
1:09.0	Thank you, Cecil.
1:10.0	And I will, I will give myself the out to say, man, we're recording episode after episode after episode.
1:15.0	I don't even know what's up, what's down. We're going down under.
1:19.0	So everything else is just, it's just kind of falling apart.
1:23.0	This of course will happen after we have already been down under.
1:26.0	So it was a pleasure to meet all of you. Of course, it was you know who you are, you know my favorite.
1:33.0	And that guy come on our show was an absolute disaster.
1:37.0	And Eli pulled the card out of his ass and showing everyone his penis and I just, and I drown scooped.
1:44.0	I think so.
1:45.0	All right. So we're good.
1:47.0	We're moving on.
1:48.0	Who's that guy on the other side of the glory hole?
1:54.0	It's Jesus.
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