Episode 385: Mormonism Part VI - X-Men Cult Edition

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🗓️ 5 October 2019

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

On the conclusion to our series on Mormonism, we cover two modern true crime stories that occurred as a direct result of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young's teachings. The first, set in the early 1980s, is a tale of revelation and blood atonement involving a brutal double murder, while the second is a story of polygamy perverted to satisfy the pedophilic desires of the sociopaths in charge of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

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0:00.0	Check out our special Zombieland Double Tap episode coming out next Monday, October 7th.
0:05.8	We chat with the director Ruben Fleischer to find out more about the new film.
0:09.8	Don't forget to watch Zombieland Double Tap in theaters October 18th.
0:30.6	You know, in light of this episode, this last episode of the Mormonism saga,
0:36.1	I had this idea. It kind of came to me as a revelation.
0:42.1	Speaking with Natalie about I think within our own marriage we should have a special priesthood
0:51.8	that would require maybe some sort of like tiny bed that I crawl up in a little dress.
0:59.2	And I go upstairs up to the top of the bed and then she comes in full Warren Jeff's
1:04.5	Cosplay. Well, this is sanctifies me.
1:10.2	Sacrifice me. Okay. In the temple of our apartment with Wendy as a witness,
1:16.0	unfortunately. That is disturbing wild stuff. This is the last podcast of the lesson.
1:21.5	Wow, it's wild. Wild stuff. Warren Jeff's cosplay. Wild stuff. This is the last podcast
1:27.9	on the left ever what I am Ben Gissel staring at Marcus Parks. Hello.
1:31.8	And the demented deranged relationship insight that we just received was from Henry Zabrowski.
1:38.9	And I'll grow up. My hair is long as humanly possible. The top doesn't grow when you know
1:43.0	it does not. The sides do. And as they grow to the sides sort of like Mrs. Frizzle, I believe her name
1:49.1	is from the magic school bus. What I'll do is I'll pull it back to like a ponytail and I wear my
1:54.3	little see through dress. And the first thing I always say is I'll never tell upon the prophet.
2:00.5	All right. Well, I'm not sure if Marcus approves. Marcus, what do you think your face is
2:05.0	it discussed? I fucking hate it. What? I can't. Why? The member the last time I hated something
2:12.6	so much. Are we going to start this episode with Henry and free space jail?
2:20.0	No, it'll be just like Warren Jeff's and jail while I'll just stand for hours staring at the mirror
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