Episode 383- Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, it's an EMT pick! Thank you so much to listener Derek who won the contest in our "Firestarter" episode and chose a real doozy of a film-- the 1988 Satanic cult movie "Hack-O-Lantern." Believe me when I say that this movie has it all: heavy metal, boobs, Satanism, a bathroom with carpet in it which is inherently also very evil, horny adult teens, weird stuff at the rec center, boobs, terrible fake guitar playing in the world's saddest jerkoff fantasy, Levi's cords, creepy grandpas, Coors Light, inept police work, barn-based occult rituals, did we mention boobs? There are a ton of them.

Halloween is THE BEST. You may enjoy Episode 52- Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 105- "Murder Party," Episode 192- "Night of the Demons," Episode 197- "Terrifier," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," Episode 366- "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and really so many more. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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0:00.0	Alan.
0:14.7	Can I get a quick errors and emissions song?
0:17.8	Oh.
0:18.0	Da-da-pap-da-da-da-da.
0:18.8	We fucked up.
0:20.0	This isn't even really a fuck-up, but I missed a real opportunity here.
0:23.8	Okay.
0:24.0	Because last week you told me about a drinking game that was made up by Twitter user,
0:27.9	Governor Little Taco Boy.
0:29.1	Yes.
0:29.5	And I didn't recognize the name, but then when I went back and looked,
0:32.7	Governor Little Taco Boy, I want to hype her podcast.
0:35.3	Oh, okay. Which is called Grit and Glitter.
0:37.8	Okay.
0:38.1	And it's a weekly podcast about women's wrestling.
0:41.3	Oh, awesome.
0:41.9	It's hosted by Governor Little Taco Boy and Fear.
0:45.5	And if you care at all about wrestling, you should listen to it.
0:48.3	Yes, you should.
0:49.0	If you care it all about fun, you should try it anyway.
0:50.9	Yeah.
0:51.3	That's all I want to say. Hi, Governor Little Taco Boy. Yeah. Thanks for shouting us out on the Internet.
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