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🗓️ 22 January 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:00.0 | Let's start with Joan Rivers. You've flown for years, you've flown. |
0:22.0 | Oh, many, many years, and it's been awful every time. The only thing that's worse than |
0:25.3 | flying is sex with my ex-husband. I would say Edgar, what part of me do you find sex |
0:31.1 | is he'd say, rather than I'd find you at all. I'd say Edgar, what's your favorite position? |
0:35.6 | He'd say the neighbor's house. I mean, I don't know. |
0:39.2 | So now we're looking for tickle your bags, Joan. What say you? |
0:42.6 | I said, my least phone finger. I just wanted to make fun of the dumb bitch in the front. |
0:50.2 | I know you want some of this, Miss Joan. Why is the white girl twerking? They say I'm |
0:55.9 | problematic. She's problematic. Someone can't sell her. Oh, you can shut it, Jesus, Jigs. |
1:01.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
1:05.2 | Never was. We just something on your face. Don't touch me. Oh, okay. |
1:09.7 | The level of unprofessionalism bar too much. And that folks is a pretty good example of |
1:18.2 | Snatch Game this week. Some really strong performances and some phenomenally bad performances. |
1:24.5 | And it all went by really quickly. You know what they say about Snatch Game? It's |
1:30.3 | where the thousand words as whole. Where the thousand words as whole. I think I left |
1:34.3 | the hardest of that. That was like, oh, God. I mean, the Joan was, no, let's just start |
1:43.7 | by saying that like face facially, Lucy was giving me Bet Midler. But otherwise, like |
1:49.6 | big bet midler, like I wish he could do a big business, big business, bet midler, like |
1:54.4 | for the boys, bet midler. And, but otherwise the Joan was, I mean, I think one of our |
2:02.4 | marries, Sister Mary Craig pointed out that the Joan was also entirely accurate. And |
2:06.6 | that some of these were Joan's actual jokes. I don't have a problem with that. Oh, no, |
2:10.8 | this was an expert Snatch Game. Like it was expertly done. Yeah, I feel like Lucy, Lucy |
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