Episode 382: Mormonism Part IV - I Invented This Scam

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🗓️ 14 September 2019

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

It's the climax of the Joseph Smith portion of the story of Mormonism as we cover the founding of the city of Nauvoo, just what made Joseph Smith believe in polygamy so hard, and the secret rituals of the Mormons, plus the inevitable death of the American Prophet.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:06.0	What's your glade?
0:09.0	That's when the cannonball some started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:17.0	I'm so excited to begin Mormonism part 4.
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	You know, it's kind of, I imagine, the same amount of excitement
0:23.0	would be like sitting completely nude on an marble accent.
0:28.0	Cold.
0:29.0	You're in the temple.
0:30.0	You've never been in there before.
0:31.0	So you might be like, kind of suppressing a job.
0:34.0	Or because also you're totally nude.
0:36.0	Maybe the cold is making your penis a little bit smaller,
0:39.0	but also could provide a lot of excitement.
0:41.0	Then you sit in there waiting for the anointment,
0:43.0	and then your daddy comes in.
0:45.0	And your daddy that made sure you're such a good,
0:48.0	tight little Mormon, a good boy, a good...
0:50.0	Oh my, you're literal daddy.
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