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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Episode 381- Firestarter (2022)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7635 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're tackling an in-theaters-now/on-Peacock-now film, the 2022 remake "Firestarter." Yeahhh. Special topics for your consideration include: getting to the bottom of whose fault this is, weed as a personality and also abs as a personality, bad parenting, bad policing, Zap Efron, and our new movie pitch for a film that is destined to fail, even though it stars Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

Want more Steven King spooky kids? Obviously you need to be listening to Episode 206- "Carrie." Want more of John Beasley? It's a stretch, I know, but he's the only person in this film who has been in anything else we've done. Apparently he is in Episode 109- "The Purge." Want more Zac Efron? Us either. 

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Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Katie.

0:13.0

Alan.

0:13.9

It's been a long time since we did a movie that literally challenges us to pay attention to it.

0:20.6

You mean rough draft to the film?

0:23.2

Which is insane because they already made this movie.

0:26.5

How is this the first draft?

0:29.4

It's just, there's,

0:31.6

the most exciting thing is that my notes app kept changing

0:35.6

Zach Afron's name to Zap Ephronffron. Oh, that is exciting,

0:39.1

because he doesn't have that K. It's not a name. He's like a half-ass superhero, Zap-Effron.

0:46.8

My favorite thing in this movie was how he can't emote because I think he got botched Botox.

0:51.7

On his whole goddamn body. On his whole goddamn body.

0:55.3

He is a statue.

0:57.4

What movie are we doing?

0:59.6

Okay, so it occurs to me that the line is, I'm a fire starter.

1:04.3

And not he's a fire starter.

1:07.2

He's a fire starter.

1:08.9

But I think they should all count.

1:14.2

Sure, for sure. So that's two fire starter we're doing fire starter the movie that came out this month and god damn that i wish we weren't

1:20.1

this is one of those times where alan made an executive decision i'll talk about myself in the third

1:27.0

person well maybe yeah maybe alan's our assistant they just don't know about him made an executive decision. I'll talk about myself in the third person.

1:28.8

Well, maybe, yeah.

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