Episode 378- The Lighthouse (2019)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In one of the ultimate mood swings from last week's silly fever dream of a movie, this week we're discussing the 2019 psychological horror film "The Lighthouse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lovely production of "Treasure Island," limits to manual labor abilities, a perpetual fear of isolated places, a little chat about art, a little chat about farts, a sprinkling of Greek mythology and of course, dick jokes.

Want more Robert Pattinson? You could listen to our own descents into madness with the "Twilight" series (and we only covered two of them!) The original is Episode 355; "Breaking Dawn Pt. 1" was Episode 359. And please don't even ask when we're doing Part 2 because I am genuinely still not okay from the first half.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Katie.
0:10.5	Can I ask you a question?
0:12.4	Yeah.
0:13.5	Would you say you're fond of my lobster?
0:17.3	No.
0:18.1	Katie, are you fond of my lobster?
0:19.6	I'm not.
0:20.2	No.
0:20.6	You're fond of my lobster. I'm not. No. You're fond of my lobster.
0:21.7	I'm not.
0:23.9	Sorry, I have to go masturbate to this mermaid.
0:26.9	Bye-bye.
0:28.3	And that's as funny as it's going to get, folks.
0:33.2	My first note on this is ready for weird.
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:36.9	I was ready for weird, too. I was not ready for weird. Yeah. I was ready for weird too.
0:38.8	I was not ready for this.
0:41.8	I don't think one can prepare themselves for this.
0:44.3	No.
0:45.0	No.
0:45.3	No.
0:46.1	What are we talking about?
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