Episode 376: Beverage Entrepreneur by Night
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2024
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
By day I’m a simple bartender…but by night…ahh!!! I really let my hair down and I become…The Beverage Entrepreneur! No you haven’t stumbled your way into one of the middling lunchpail Comedy Bang Bang episodes that didn’t even make it into the annual Top 10, you’re actually listening to one of the funniest episodes of YKS ever!
On today’s very show, we have a nice Adult Toy that can Help, a sparkling water that will send the wokies reeing, and finally a use for those pesky plastic straws we’re all trying to buy more of. Plus, a few other things, like a celebrity who clearly wasn’t briefed on what the show is about and they get mad halfway through and we kinda gotta just gut it out! Oh well! Discuss it on the subreddit!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.5 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.5 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.5 | The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right. |
| 0:21.0 | We're still doing these. We're still doing these. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey boys, I fucked up at work so one of my coworkers let's flip to my boss that every |
| 0:40.0 | October I try to watch 31 horror movies in the month and they said, hey, it'd be fun, you should put together a list just so people could see, you know, like what you watch or like what you recommend. |
| 0:52.0 | And I don't know what the |
| 0:53.8 | fuck to do like I like I like what you would call a knife movie I don't know I mean |
| 0:59.0 | what do I do I feel like I do I just say no or like do I just go with the classics? You know |
| 1:07.1 | Exorcist three you know like I don't know what do I do? Thanks. Love the show. |
| 1:13.2 | Bye. |
| 1:14.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. I can't wait to blast Mike. |
| 1:17.0 | Come! I'm JF and this is Mike. |
| 1:19.0 | Excuse me, dude. I had... |
| 1:20.0 | Look, somebody... I had to get that out really fast because, |
| 1:24.0 | because somebody in the discord, I think it's the go off kings discord, |
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