Episode 372- We Summon the Darkness (2019)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're discussing fake Satan, fake metal and fake 20-somethings in the 2019 horror film "We Summon the Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: the joy of watching people have fun, quality crazy faces, disappointing M. Night Shyamalan, sartorial inaccuracies of every g.d. movie about the Satanic Panic, more hard-to-pronounce words, the long-lasting effects of that one Dee Snider movie and the fact that we kept calling this "the Johnny Knoxville horror movie" even though he's in like, three scenes and is pretty questionable in each.

Like movies about Satan? Good, that's a lot of horror! Maybe you'd just enjoy some movies we referenced in this episode: Episode 127- "The House of the Devil," Episode 176- "Strangeland," Episode 315-"Knock Knock" and Episode 343- "Black Roses."

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0:00.0	We've been calling this the Johnny Knoxville horror movie.
0:17.0	He's in two scenes.
0:18.9	You know what I'm grateful for?
0:20.2	What?
0:20.5	Him being in two scenes. Yeah, that's two scenes too many, frankly. You know what I'm grateful for? What? Him being in two scenes.
0:21.9	Yeah, that's two scenes too many, frankly.
0:24.0	You know what Johnny Knoxville is real good at?
0:26.0	Hurting his body.
0:27.2	And hurting his friend's bodies.
0:28.3	Yeah.
0:28.5	You know what Johnny Knoxville is not good at?
0:30.3	Being an actor.
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:32.7	Luckily, most of the other actors in this movie are pretty good. So when the girls first show up, I was like, oh my God, these girls.
0:41.7	And then by the end of the movie, I was like, I love them.
0:47.9	Alexandra Didario is one of the most striking-looking human beings I've ever seen.
0:53.9	Very beautiful.
0:54.8	She needs to play a vampire in a movie, stat.
0:58.2	Seriously.
0:59.1	She's like otherworldly looking.
1:01.0	Apparently she was in a Texas chainsaw remake.
1:04.4	Oh, was she?
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