4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Netflix film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" which is...interesting. Also, we open this episode by having a lil snack so if the sound of people eating bothers you, please be prepared to skip ahead. Okay, onto the special topics for your consideration! They are: more plot holes than Leatherface's mask, a veritable smorgasbord of musical jokes, Stockard Channing cosplay, financial irregularities, and finally solving the riddle of "how many horror movies must one see in order to make one's own horror movie?"
We'll probably never cover the original because it's too excellent, but you can hear some episodes from the rest of the franchise: Episode 58- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and Episode 145- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (colloquially known as "the Jessica Biel one.")
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0:00.0 | Hi, Alan. |
0:15.2 | How are you? |
0:16.8 | I'm well and yourself. |
0:17.8 | Oh, fine. |
0:18.7 | Excellent. |
0:19.2 | Excellent. |
0:21.2 | Welcome to another episode of Werewolf Ambulance, the podcast that you co-host with me. |
0:25.2 | I thank you so much for welcoming me to your home, which you've just remarked upon that I should stop being afraid of the attic because I've been coming up the stairs for eight years. |
0:34.8 | It's scary up here. |
0:36.5 | Katie. |
0:37.0 | Alan. |
0:39.6 | Can we do something we haven't done in a long time? |
0:40.5 | Okay |
0:40.7 | I'm going to say to listeners |
0:43.5 | who don't want to hear us eat food |
0:45.3 | Yeah |
0:45.9 | Skip ahead five minutes |
0:48.3 | Oh what am I getting to eat |
0:49.6 | Am I getting a treat? |
0:51.2 | A target bath |
0:52.3 | Katie we're doing a little taste test |
0:54.0 | Okay Okay Okay a treat? A target bath. Katie, we're doing a little taste test. Okay. What do you have there? |
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