4.6 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | If you've ever wanted to see us live while we're heading back to London. |
0:04.1 | That's right. Again, we will be performing June 22nd at the Big Fat Festival at the Big Belly |
0:10.8 | Comedy Club in London. So get your tickets now. They'll be in the show notes. You can come see |
0:15.7 | us like 20 other acts, including friends of the show that we have worked with before. Get your tickets now, |
0:21.7 | and we hope to see you there. If you like what we do here on the show, consider supporting |
0:25.5 | us on Patreon. Just $5 a month gets you access to our entire bonus episode catalog, as well |
0:31.8 | as every regular episode, one full week early. Access to all of our side series that are currently ongoing and our |
0:39.0 | back catalog of those as well. Gets you e-books, audiobooks, first dibs on live show tickets and |
0:45.5 | merchandise when they're available, and also gets you access to our Discord, which has turned |
0:49.8 | into a lovely little community. So go to patreon.com slash lions led by donkeys |
0:55.6 | and join the Legion of the Choo Choo Choliceum at the heart of Neo-Holland. |
1:30.6 | As I stand here, I'm surrounded by the discarded remains of locomotives. |
1:35.7 | Their life-sustaining oil and fluids soak into the wooden floor. |
1:39.6 | Other men come and sprinkle sawdust to absorb the gore. |
1:42.9 | In the distance I can hear trains, locked in |
1:45.1 | their crates, screeching and honking, tormented by their handlers. Tom, how do you |
1:51.5 | ethically support such a barbaric form of entertainment? Well, I think a lot of people, they |
1:56.7 | support free-range trains, but in reality, the train is a wild animal that cannot be |
2:03.2 | tamed by man. |
2:04.7 | They call it the iron horse, but I call it the iron dog. |
2:08.9 | And the only way to tame a true dog is to let a fight one of its own kind. |
2:15.8 | Nate, how do you teach your trains to attack other trains? |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 1 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lions Led By Donkeys, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Lions Led By Donkeys and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.