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We Hate Movies

Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn't Mulder look more like Ted Kaczynski when in hiding? And how dare they put so little Skinner in this! PLUS: Wouldn't this movie be better if it ended with werewolves? 

The X-Files: I Want to Believe stars David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Billy Connelly, Amanda Peet, Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner, Billy Connolly, Callum Keith Rennie, and Mitch Pileggi; directed by Chris Carter.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:03.5

W-H-M-L-O-Ticket Alert, everybody.

0:08.8

Oh, no.

0:09.8

Lowest of low ticket alerts for our gig in Chicago.

0:13.2

Friday the 13th of July.

0:15.0

Ooh.

0:16.0

Speaky scary.

0:17.0

Yeah, dude, Halloween in July.

0:18.9

That's what we're calling this show.

0:20.4

Okay.

0:21.4

It's, we're going to be talking about Jason X, which is not spooky.

0:24.4

No, but IMO, the greatest fan film ever made.

0:28.2

So no, Nass, yes.

0:30.6

This nudity in that movie, right?

0:32.0

Oh, I'd wager.

0:33.0

I think so.

0:33.8

Yeah, David Cronenberg, dude.

0:35.1

Full of John Taylor.

0:37.2

Does a strip tease.

0:38.0

He's showing us his chest vagina.

0:41.5

Now, he's just some scientist for two seconds.

0:42.9

Is it the Android who gets naked?

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