Episode 355- Twilight (2008)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Let's do "Twilight!" he said.
It'll be fun! he said.
It's got vampires and werewolves, how bad can it be? he said.
My friends, I am here to tell you that it is bad. It is really, really bad. Special topics for your consideration include: nonstop relationship red flags, daringly naming a character "BEAUTIFUL SWAN" on purpose, the return of a certain fan-favorite bell, Mike Dexter, spring training, ravioli, hunky dads, and becoming a true crime podcast instead.
Warning: this episode is particularly NSFW. Like even more so than usual.
Frankly I'm not sure that there's a more wretched vampire film than this one, but that might just be because Danzig's new project hasn't been released yet. Regardless, you may also like our episodes about such wretched vampire films as Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned," Episode 153- "The Hunger" (I'm sorry, I hated it), Episode 310- "Among the Shadows" or Episode 317- "Dracula 2000."
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, Alan? |
| 0:13.7 | Katie. |
| 0:15.1 | Could I please get a news alert? |
| 0:17.0 | Bada pappa da da da da da da p p p peteetop-oh. |
| 0:20.5 | Savini watched 2K21. |
| 0:22.2 | Ooh, the autumn edition. |
| 0:23.5 | Yeah, I saw him yesterday morning. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, how is he? |
| 0:25.7 | I didn't talk to him. |
| 0:26.6 | Of course. |
| 0:26.9 | I was driving. |
| 0:27.9 | He was standing on the sidewalk, drinking a cup of coffee, and looking at his motorcycle. |
| 0:32.1 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:32.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.1 | Living the life. |
| 0:34.4 | Living the life. Live in the life. Can I get another newsflash? |
| 0:41.0 | I'm angry with you. |
| 0:43.9 | Not for the first time. |
| 0:44.2 | No. |
| 0:47.7 | This is fucking trash. |
| 0:48.2 | What? |
| 0:48.9 | Twilight. |
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