Episode 354- Dolls (1987)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're taking a break from the new and popular films of peak spooky season and discussing a piece of work that just stinks of our old friend Charles Band- the 1987 film "Dolls." Special topics for your consideration include: questionable parenting choices, the perks of being a manchild, a celebration of a different film that truly never stops amazing us, movie punks, nip slips, child support, tiny knives and an extremely prescient dream.
I know Stuart Gordon directed this film but frankly I like Charles Band better, so let's talk about movies that he's had a hand in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 165- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 171- "Ghoulies," Episode 186- "Tourist Trap," and Episode 199- "Terrorvision." Somehow we have never tackled an "Evil Bong" film so uh...stay tuned for that, I guess??
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| 0:00.0 | Katie. |
| 0:14.1 | Welcome back to the Charles Bandiverse. |
| 0:15.8 | I love Charles Band. |
| 0:17.4 | I think while watching this movie and realizing I was just had like a stupid grin plastered across my face. I was like, oh, I love Charles Band. I think while watching this movie and realizing I was just had like a stupid grin plastered across my face. I was like, oh, I love Charles Band. I love semi-plotless movies that are like, I've got an idea. Okay. Yeah. Let's go. I've got an idea and maybe like puppets or dolls or mannequins great with uh i don't know maybe uh tiny |
| 0:41.7 | people inside who knows we'll see what happens let's make a film and that's exactly what happens |
| 0:47.8 | this movie is directed by steward gordon who is referred to as steward gordon little |
| 0:53.5 | and i was like do you you mean Stuart Little Gordon? |
| 0:55.7 | Never mind. |
| 0:56.2 | We'll move on. |
| 0:56.7 | Never mind. |
| 0:57.0 | Just don't even, don't even do it. |
| 1:00.5 | And this film starts with shitty parents almost hitting movie punks on the road. |
| 1:06.2 | Yes. |
| 1:07.1 | The parents are so shitty. |
| 1:09.6 | Like, comically shitty yeah the they're 80s shitty which means they're |
| 1:16.1 | just abusive monsters yeah and you are just rooting for their deaths oh my gosh yes you cannot wait to |
| 1:22.5 | watch them die and this there's the the opening credits are over these bat shit looking dolls yeah they're |
| 1:31.4 | really something and i was just watching it like oh charles band this fucking stinks of charles band |
| 1:37.3 | has this stink all over it oh we could do an animated thing here or you could just hold dolls heads |
| 1:43.4 | up got it got it done and done also |
| 1:47.7 | one of the movie punks is holding a snare drum and then i thought do you just have your clothes packed |
| 1:52.4 | in a snare drum case because that's weird uh-huh yeah so the dad says to the or the husband says to |
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