Episode #3502 The New Phil Hendrie Show

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4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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A truly bizarre offering courtesy of show curator Rory MacLeod. The Best of Drs Arthur Barn and William Brown. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy archives, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…

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0:00.0	Do I go? Because I'm sitting here holding my dick. This is Dr. Arthur Barn, and I encourage you to get a subscription to the world-famous Phil Henry Show website. You'll there get thousands of hours of Phil Hendry's radio show, the Radio Hall of Fame show, as well as his great netcast. And on that netcast, a great mayor featuring me, Dr. Arthur Barn.
0:23.0	I have been going all over the world trying to convince people that vampires don't exist.
0:28.6	I have been working myself to the bone, along with Dr. William Brown, who works his ass off,
0:35.2	trying to be good to animals, and they treat him like garbage. Together, we are two of the most pathetic men you've ever seen. Yes, get a backstage pass now to the world-famous Phil Henry show and listen to Barn and Brown on the world-famous Phil Henry show with a backstage pass. Yeah, listen to Dr. Barn and Brown. Listen to Dr. Barn and Brown. And that's it. And that's it.
0:54.6	The greatest value.
0:55.2	Oh, the greatest value online other than porn.
0:57.5	The following is a Phil Henry show encore presentation.
1:02.3	Dr. Arthur Barne?
1:04.2	He's going to be with us?
1:05.6	Oh, we have actually William Brown.
1:07.2	Dr. Arthur Barm is a...
1:10.3	Dr. Arthur Barn. Dr. Arthur Barn. Is a vampire hunter,, Dr. Arthur Barm is a... Dr. Arthur Barn.
1:11.6	Dr. Arthur Barn is a vampire hunter, but Dr. Brown is, of course, with the Tuvalho Institute there in Mississippi.
1:19.6	And we're going to be talking with him right now.
1:21.6	He's a couple of these fundraisers, what I call it a funroser.
1:25.6	A fundraiser they do on occasion for the Institute.
1:28.3	Dr. Barn, it's good to talk with you. It's General Shaw.
1:31.7	Yes.
1:32.3	Understand you're working hard.
1:34.1	Yes, I'm working hard. And we'll continue to work hard as long as there is an animal in need.
1:41.4	That's what it's about. But it's been a long time, General. And Mr. Henry. Dr. Barn, good to talk with you. Hello, Dr. Barn. Hello, everyone. By the way, my name is William Brown, so you'll butcher that, didn't you? So I'm... Dr. Brown. I apologize. I thought you were Arthur Barron. My name is Dr. William Brown, all right? I've worked... All right, now, Doc, don't lose your temper because we've had people doing that.
2:02.6	All right, but I have worked my ass off.
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