Do I read this?

This is Major Elvis Newton, recommending that you get a backstage pass to the Phil Henry show on the website.

Phil has many thousands of hours of great entertainment.

Featuring, of course, Jay Santos of the Citizens' Auxiliary Police.

And yours truly, Major Elvis Newton, and my wife, Bologna, a lot of people think that's, I don't want to do any more this.

Don't make fun of my wife, Boulogia.

So get a backstage pass, the world famous Phil Hendry Show,

at Phil Henry Show.com, the greatest value online other than the porn.

Boulogia, get the car.

World famous Phil Henry's show from the Boulogne, God damn it.

The Boulunia, I'm just thinking of Major Elvis Newton, from the but from the balloonia god damn it the balloonia I'm just thinking of major Elvis Newton from the space coast of Florida on the banana river and you

said you were going to mention isn't this interesting he wasn't going to

mention banana river I guess I did I'm with the general Galen Shaw I'm with

Margaret Gray and with Bud Dickman in a moment we're going to be talking with Major Elvis Newton, who will be talking with us about... Why are we talking to Major Newton? Major Elvis Newton, why to come on, and he wanted to clarify some things about Ballonia. Clarify some things about Ballonia. Yeah. All right, well, watch it. What do you mean, watch it? He's a very serious man, Phil.

And I don't think he likes very well anyone messing with his wife.

I'm not messing with his wife.

I just, I don't know why.

Never mind.

Phil, Major Elvis Newton is a very important man in the South Bay area of Los Angeles.

Okay?

And if he wants to talk about balloonia okay um

you're just making fun of it on account of the name of balloonia no i'm not making fun of anybody

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