Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need all those sexy incestuous overtones from Richard Harris? And what the ever-loving shit was John Derek thinking with that snake fight? PLUS: Drunken explorers tell tall tales at the U.K. equivalent of Applebee's—whatever that is!

Tarzan the Ape Man stars Bo Derek, Richard Harris, John Phillip Law, and Miles O'Keeffe; directed by John Derek.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:05.0	Now on today's show, this I have to say, this wretched, listen to request month, fucking
0:12.3	somehow scrapes by for another week with this piece of shit Tarzan the ape man.
0:19.6	My good god, I am Andrew Jupin.
0:23.4	I am Steven Sennick and I apologize to everybody.
0:26.8	Chris Cabin.
0:27.8	This is Eric Siskad, we hate movies.
0:51.8	Hello everyone welcome to we hate movies.
0:53.6	I give you tuning in as always like I set up top quite angrily.
0:58.7	This is Tarzan the ape man from 1981 directed by John Derek and this one was requested
1:05.8	by our good buddy Scott Weinberg over at the podcast 80s all over.
1:11.1	Let's have a listen to his request call.
1:13.4	Hey guys, this is Scott calling from 80s all over and wanted to recommend one of the worst
1:20.2	films of the entire decade.
1:23.2	No Derek in Tarzan the ape man.
1:25.8	Enjoy.
1:27.6	You know what short sweet to the point this dude gets it and you know a weird thing and
1:31.5	you know he only called in once and he got through.
1:33.6	I just you know people are going to be like oh they're cooking the books.
1:35.9	Trust me I would never cook the books in favor of stars and the ape man.
1:40.0	No Steve Sennick that is quite correct.
1:42.0	No way would I fucking fix anything to have to watch this let alone talk about it.
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