Episode 34: Punching the Gator
Waypoint Radio
VICE
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
It's been a soggy, gray week here in Brooklyn, but all those clouds mean that it's been a fantastic time stay in and to play video games.
Waypoint managing editor Danielle Riendeau has been boxing her way up the rankings in Punch Club, Editor-in-Chief Austin Walker's has dug into the difficult police work of Swat 4, and Patrick Klepek—well, Patrick is playing the best game of them all: vacation. In his stead is Waypoint Radio's producer, Tim Barnes, who hasn't played a game since Jedi Power Battles on the Dreamcast. Can you blame him for putting the controller down?
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| 0:00.0 | What's good internet it is January 27th I just checked this computer to see what day it was I'm coming to you live from this |
| 0:25.7 | office yeah this is the dentist office your advice in Brooklyn we fix all your teeth we give you like |
| 0:32.0 | we give you grills we give you new crowns like if you have like some if you need fillings we got you |
| 0:37.0 | we tell you to floss twice a day at least twice a day it's good for you I try to floss all the time |
| 0:41.5 | every day I floss not always be flossing you know it's a lingerie glen Ross right exactly you know |
| 0:46.9 | kind of thing like always be flossing that's us joining us Danielle Rienda hi everybody also joining us |
| 0:53.5 | Tim Barnes what am I doing yeah Tim Barnes our producer our engineer is joining us Patrick couldn't |
| 1:00.1 | be here with us and I didn't know that until we got to fail it's not because Patrick didn't like |
| 1:05.4 | put in for time off correctly I fucked up and forgot and so I was like oh shit we need another |
| 1:11.3 | guest because the way that our our twitch stream looks has another window on it and Tim let's |
| 1:17.4 | face me yeah Tim is doing the work right now so we're not just being here and and you know |
| 1:23.8 | guessing for us but also yeah yeah mixing the audio thank you for joining us I'm very excited to be |
| 1:28.6 | here moments before you got here you were exuberant or anxious about the human pig hybrid the combination |
| 1:36.4 | phenomenon pig hybrid the chimera pigment yeah yes chimeras were historically believed to guard humans |
| 1:45.0 | all this somewhere along the line they became like villains and dnd this chimera actually kind of does |
| 1:50.3 | that it's maybe not guarding but it's aiding humans because the point of this human hybrid is to be |
| 1:56.2 | cut open and to have organs to give it to you I do that in dragon's dogma all the time I tell |
| 2:01.7 | like chimera and I'm like oh I need that that heart to put in this sword to make it better for some |
| 2:06.2 | reason you know what what was this how did you hear this story I was doing a voiceover recording |
| 2:10.1 | yesterday and someone just brought it up from their twitter feed as small a small talk conversation |
| 2:14.9 | and now is weird it's very weird and I feel so casual about it too it's it's not even I'm |
| 2:20.4 | gonna forget about it tomorrow you're gonna forget tomorrow that there is a thing alive right now |
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