Episode 34: How Many Kids?

Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Doree and Matt realize that doing IVF might be changing their minds about how many kids they want to have. Doree also learns she was totally right about Zika, and they hear from a listener with a very good jerk-off room (or lack thereof) story. Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure is now on Patreon! Donate to receive special Patreon-only rewards, including bonus mini-episodes, at https://www.patreon.com/eggcellentadventure This episode's sponsors: - Sock Fancy. To add an extra pair of socks for FREE to a new subscription, visit http://sockfancy.com/ADVENTURE and enter the code ADVENTURE. - Harry & David. Get 20% off select Father's Day favorites by visiting http://harryanddavid.com, clicking the radio icon and entering the code ADVENTURE. - Third Love. Try a Third Love bra FREE for 30 days by going to http://thirdlove.com/ADVENTURE and entering the code ADVENTURE. To learn more, visit http://www.eggcellentadventure.com.

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0:00.0	To be個 who bet the government company
0:02.6	bank help every man
0:06.2	come out
0:10.6	this is episode 34
0:13.7	what sounds right I think
0:16.3	like thirty I last week was the
0:18.2	Jesus episode right 30
0:20.1	Larry bird basketball
0:22.6	your age that plays called
0:25.4	basketball Jesus because he was
0:27.4	number 33 oh that would make
0:29.4	So yeah, welcome to Matt Dory's excellent adventure.
0:33.9	I'm at my sperm's dumb.
0:35.1	Now I'm Dory, my eggs are whole.
0:37.8	Oh, and they are getting older by the minute,
0:40.0	and my sperm is getting dumber by the second.
0:42.0	Yep.
0:42.8	At this rate.
0:45.1	At this rate.
0:47.3	This rate will be doing this podcast forever.
0:49.7	Until the end of time.
0:51.1	Uh huh.
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