Episode 336- The Ruins (2008)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we discover that a crappy book is likely to make a crappy movie with the 2008 adaptation "The Ruins." Special topics for your consideration include: a running theme of terrible doctors named Jeff, our inability to keep a running pun throughout an episode (but also, some pretty siiiick plant-related puns), secretly wishing for vines to grow under one's skin, never wanting to travel with an Amy, and the worst choices. Just...just the worst choices.
Sometimes the outdoors is the worst bad guy of all. If you agree, you might also enjoy such episodes as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca" and Episode 238- "Frogs."
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| 0:00.0 | Is this hostile for plants? |
| 0:18.1 | Is this a movie? |
| 0:19.6 | Is this a movie? Is this a movie? |
| 0:23.6 | Is this a movie? |
| 0:27.6 | Oh my God. |
| 0:29.2 | I have never, in all of our history of doing movies. |
| 0:33.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.6 | What, do we wait, 15 years now? |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah, something like that. |
| 0:37.9 | Been on board, off board, on board again, and then off board with a movie so much. |
| 0:43.4 | Really? |
| 0:44.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:44.6 | Well, so my first note says 2008 and a shit-ass book. |
| 0:48.7 | My expectations are so deeply low for this film. |
| 0:51.2 | So I went in expecting nothing. |
| 0:53.1 | Sure. |
| 0:53.4 | So the least little something was going to get me all excited. |
| 0:55.5 | Sure. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.7 | I feel like this, the book I remember being like, oh, that's a really good seed of an idea. |
| 1:01.6 | Absolutely. |
| 1:02.2 | Plant-based. |
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