Episode 334: Drag Race Season 14 Episode 13: The Ross Mathews Roast

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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🗓️ 3 April 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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RuPaul and Michelle have had their turns in the hot seat, but this season it’s Roast Mathews! The Top 7 take turns taking down Ross with, as per usual, varying degrees of success. Despite Dulce Sloan’s Masterclass, DeJa still puts her Bigfoot in her mouth, Daya is off beat, and Jorgeous just doesn’t have any fun. Meanwhile Angie serves pizza, Camden can’t stay out of Ross’s butt, Willow is saved by the lips, and Bosco, after winning the reading mini-challenge, redeems herself with a reading maxi-challenge and one sharp little number on the runway. A three-way lip sync sends Principal Skye home early, but at least she can hold Jorgeous’s hand as a double elimination also means its time for this season’s lip sync assassin to punch out. Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Instagram: @alrightmarypod Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) // @johnnyalso1 (Twitter) Colin: @colindrucker_ (Instagram) // @colindrucker (Twitter) Web: www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ www.alrightmary.com BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary (discount code: AlrightMary)

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0:00.0	We walked in here on our episode the first two and we're going to exit sisters, but
0:29.9	never, ever, ever. Thank you. Thank you. And good night. Adios. Goodbye.
0:41.0	This journey has been fucking everything.
0:47.6	One feel great. I feel accomplished. Well, I've been damned. You need help. I know those are
0:52.4	bigger than you. This y'all are in a lemonade yard. Take y'all's own damn bag.
0:56.5	You ain't got to leave it. You've got to get the fuck up out of here.
1:05.9	Girls, you better turn up the fuck out and bitches remember it's gorgeous like Georgia.
1:14.9	Bye. Bye my babies. I'll get you for this, RuPaul.
1:26.5	We did it. We did it, Dacia. We got eliminated from RuPaul's Drag Race season 14.
1:35.3	Wow. Yes. Yes. Wow. This, you know, I got to say, I mean, two at once. Yeah. Of course,
1:44.0	you know, I think we were kind of waiting for this, but I, I picked this as a clip of the week
1:48.5	because I, I, my brain like exploded with scenarios. The idea of like,
1:55.1	Georgia's and Dacia with suitcases holding hands. I was like, is it a principal in a student?
2:00.5	Is it a mom picking up her kid from summer camp? It's so many things and, and, and so much more
2:06.5	in the moment. You know what I mean? Georgia's crying, Dacia laughing. Like it's, there's so much going
2:11.3	on in this exit. And I love it. It was like the ending of a Pixar movie, Mary. Yeah. Oh my god.
2:18.1	I, I was having the same feelings. I was having the same like, oh, these two. Yeah. Geese.
2:26.3	Yeah. I'm picturing like almost like the end of like a little monster's type of situation,
2:32.0	where it's like, Georgia's the little kid. And then there's this like magical mentor
2:37.8	that is escorting Georgia's onward, you know. Right. Putting her in the back of the minivan,
2:44.3	you know, I mean, that final shot of Untucked of like Dacia in the passenger seat and Georgia's
2:49.9	in the back seat, practically in a booster seat. I mean, in my French vanilla fantasy,
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