Episode 332: I Wouldn't Dress That Way In Front Of My Mother

TK Kirkland Show

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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, so we talk about the way women dress today on social media has got women to do
0:24.2	what they're doing and how they dress it and you talk about how you would
0:29.8	dress a certain way in front of your mom. No, I'll be 60 my birthday. No, not at all.
0:36.0	I feel funny coming to our house with even a shirt showing my boots. Exactly.
0:44.9	Yeah, it's true. It's so funny. And just we're pretty busy. Yeah, put something on and
0:54.1	that's where you talk about who raised you and I talked about that. It is the
1:00.1	question of your life. Who raised you because you are a beautiful woman and I've
1:08.1	known you over 30 years. If you could say, yeah, that you wouldn't go to your
1:13.6	mom's house just a certain way, you got young kids walking in the mall with nothing on. I know.
1:26.8	I know our daughter. Our daughter is ages. Right. With nothing on. You got women up in the video with
1:36.8	the tightest pants on showing the slit in the private parts. It's crazy. So I guess in the next
1:51.2	five years you've got a good body. You can literally walk naked and just have a person
1:57.2	to pair shoe clothes or just some more. Right. It's kind of good. What's left? What's left?
2:06.0	What's left? Yeah. And you wonder why. I'm not a lie. I mean, socially, you see the most beautiful women. All of them.
2:16.8	Okay. I mean, okay. You're back to the bone. But then you wonder why. You go. Like, they're not going to take a woman
2:23.2	home dressed like that to meet their mother. Absolutely not. I want you to meet my future wife. No.
2:32.2	I totally agree. Not going to happen. Yes. I totally agree with you. And people think when I talk
2:40.8	like that, I'm crazy. Oh, I say don't use profanity. Like, I have so many stories when I used to tell
2:50.1	women about that person. I have always got pushed back. I hope the one of the greatest stories is
2:56.6	Diana. Diana and New York's old Puerto Rican girl. And she was saying to me, how this is
3:05.2	type of the child TK, except me blah, blah, blah. So I fuck with her no more. And I said this on
3:12.7	Blah TV. But when I forgot out, forgot to add in there was she said, TK, I was at this nail salon.
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