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Forever on my search to make sure that Thanksgiving is never forgotten, I've been looking up Thanksgiving songs,

number one most Thanksgiving songs are that shaming to the turkey,

and number two a lot of them are not very original, like

You put your wings in, you put your wings out

You put your wings in, and shake them all about

You do the turkey and you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about, turkey pokey huh?

You put your drumsticks in, you put your drumsticks out

You know what upsets me, they call their belly the stuffing

That is a post-mortem turkey's placement

You don't have stuffing in a live turkey, call it their belly

It's their fucking belly

Are we dangling a dead bird in the middle of the circle?

Are we talking about a live turkey doing the hokey pokey?

I think it's a live turkey, they're forcing a live turkey to do it

So we're not just standing in a circle holding like raw meat in our hands, waving a drumstick around

Although as you're saying it, I can foresee myself making this video on Thanksgiving day

Yeah, just use the turkey carcass and put your whole carcass in, you put your whole carcass out

I already shared it about, and like the terrifying jibla

Chameleon, round the dining room, room table

I like that

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