Episode 329: Cornerfest '26 Part A

Chilluminati Podcast

Society & Culture, Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2025

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Cornerfest is back, baby! Join Mathas and Jesse as Alex takes them on a journey through the corners of the internet in this first part of the yearly series.

CHILLUMINATI is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Mike Martin, Jesse Cox and Alex Faciane. Hold on to your tin-foil hats and traverse the realms of the mysterious, supernatural, spooky and sometimes truly horrible - and your third eye will never be the same!

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POOPGATE
https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/thats-not-water-buddy-an-oral-history-of-poopgate/
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNHAgekSst3/?igsh=MXdrazFsOXJhMHcxZA%3D%3D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews_Band_bus_incident
https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-history/2024/08/06/dave-matthews-band-incident-bus-chicago-boat-bridge-anniversary
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tgKMpCXVYjCvhxYT8
https://www.concertarchives.org/bands/dave-matthews-band--2?page=2&year=2004#concert-table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnhP_olVXM
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-thats-what-i-call-some-early-90s-bullsh-t/id1245946410?i=1000661862794

GHOST HOUSE
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-03-23-vw-14352-story.html#:~:text=In%20the%20winter%20of%201988%2D89%2C,pregnant%20with%20her%20second%
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/40792926/john_griffen-damon
https://cdnc.ucr.edu/?a=d&d=SPNP19300326.2.9&e=-------en--20--1--txt-txIN--------
https://houseofgeekery.com/2023/01/06/creepy-mysteries-the-san-pedro-haunting/
https://tubitv.com/movies/100005762/an-unknown-encounter-the-true-account-of-the-san-pedro-haunting

CRYPTOPHON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tron_(hacker)
https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-office/networking/high-stakes-hacking-euro-style/
https://www.telepolis.de/article/Hacker-leben-nicht-gefaehrlich-3404414.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20141103230920/http://archive.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/1998/12/1705
http://www.tronland.org/

OUR LADY OF ZEITOUN
https://catholicexchange.com/the-unlikely-marian-apparition-at-zeitoun-egypt/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Zeitoun

HORSELAUGH
https://web.archive.org/web/20131015000000*/horselaugh.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1PLMcxWuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IV8tTmWQbs
https://pointraven.com/horselaugh/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vallow%E2%80%93Daybell_doomsday_murders

THE APOCALYPSE PLANET
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm
https://www.space.com/15551-nibiru.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin
https://zetatalk.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Nine
https://www.space.com/42177-when-will-we-find-planet-nine.html

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Jolumani podcast.
0:23.4	Episode 329.
0:25.6	As always, I'm one of your hosts, Mike Martin, joined by my brand new little alien gray converts.
0:31.5	Thanks to Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day trailer.
0:34.1	We're all doomed.
0:35.5	We're all doomed.
0:39.8	Just pop popcorn in a microwave and that's roughly the sound effect.
0:44.0	Yeah, that's pretty spot on, actually, if you think about it.
0:46.7	I'm so, I'm way more excited for that than I am for a fucking age of disclosure.
0:52.9	All right.
0:54.2	It's Spielberg, so you know it's going to be great on like a movie making level.
0:58.5	Yeah.
0:58.7	But on a like societal level, I am bracing for the amount of armchair UFOologists.
1:08.3	It's too late.
1:09.0	Who are just about to like, I can't even go on some reds now because people are like, Disclosure is. It's happening. Steven Spielberg is working with the government to let people. I'm like, no. Like, he's going to show up. And then Zach Snyder's Superman is going to appear. Petro Capital once again be the, and everything will be fine. The world returned to 2019. Warhammer. That's actually terrible. That's not there. No, yeah. We don't want to go back to 2019. 2019. It's a little better. It's a little better. A little better. A little better. A little better than it is now. You wake up tomorrow.
1:44.4	It's 2019.
1:45.6	Yeah.
1:45.8	Do you warn the world?
1:47.8	I move.
1:52.2	False.
1:52.7	I move.
1:53.3	Best answer.
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