Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamati podcast, episode 327. As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by two bandmates. Alex and Jesse, how's it going? Oh, yeah, baby. We learn, we're jamming. We're jammates? We're jamming, yeah. Yeah, we're jamming. We're playing. Who. Each of us. You're the lead singer as we just learned before we hit record.

Yeah, that's true.

That's a fact.

That's a fact.

Yeah.

Here's what I'm going to say.

I think Alex is lead guitar.

Okay.

That fits.

And Mathis, I think you're the drummer because you keep us on beat. Wow. You're the one who's always thinking about. We'd fall apart. That's the guy who's most conscious of how three hours long the show is at all times, I would say. And then a guest is the bassist. Yeah.

Yeah,

you can bring in a guest base.

Because they add a little funk every time they come on. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. That's beautiful. That's our, that's our Chaluminati theory of music. If you like the, if you like the Chalubanati theory of music, go ahead and support us over at patreon.com slash chlomani pod. It's more like a musical hypothesis.

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Anyway, it's December and the few weeks of cheesy sentimental holiday fun times we try to have here on the show before Cornerfest 26 takes us into the new year with another huge burst of internet-fueled insanity.

So today, I just have, before we get started, it's the listener story, of winter. That's all that's what we have for you today. So I just have one little letter to read to get us started, just as a ceremonial kind of thing. Just sort of like a chaos magician ceremony. Just going through the motions kind of thing. Should I take my pants off and start? No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.

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