Peace and blessings everybody. You're listening to The Good Brother Experience, where it is I, the good brother, the original black man. I am.

Reek. What's happening with you? How you doing? How you feeling? How you been? Are you keeping your goofy ass in the house? I hope so. Because if you're not keeping a goofy ass in the house, you are being counterproductive to what the fuck needs to happen. We're all trying to flatten the curve out here. And I need you to think about it like this.

Your man's issue, like yo, all of us have been quarantined, all of us have been chilling,

yo, meet up at the block.

It's about 20 y'all, niggas drinking, passing around the henny, talking about good times,

talking about bad times, talk about how crazy

this shit has been.

Then one of your homies go home.

He's asymptomatic.

Your man, lives with his grandmother.

But a week or so goes by, your man hits the group chat like, yo, grandma's sick.

She's dry coughing.

She says she can't smell nothing. Gave her some soup coffin she says she can't smell nothing gave her some soup

she says she can't taste nothing i don't know what's going on before days after that his grandma's dead

all because niggas wanted to link on the block keep your silly goofy ass in the fucking house.

This is not the time to link.

Secondarily, I know alcohol sales have been going up about 800%,

900%, 900%, 1,000%, all those percentscents and you're not properly hydrating your kidney

your liver your stomach your body crying out for hydration and you want to do the nonsense and not

properly hydrate what the fuck is wrong with you

don't you listen to my show put some water in your bloodstream and stop being a silly ass goofy

boy or girl also if you would like to email me which is the segment that we're doing today

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