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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 317: Season 14 Episode 3 - A Pair Of Balls

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re back to 14 queens, and just in time for not just one but two balls! With three categories each, that’s 42 looks on the runway. But frankly, most of the highlights for us this week were in the workroom. Whether it was the sisterly bonding over bugs and backstories, the TV ready banter or the emerging “What kind of teacher would she be?” energy, we could have focused on painting all day. Meanwhile a bittersweet twist is added in the form of 14 chocolate bars, one gold ticket and horn sound effect we just can’t get enough of.Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])Instagram: @alrightmarypod (https://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Twitter: @alrightmary (https://www.twitter.com/alrightmary)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram) // @johnnyalso1 (https://twitter.com/johnnyalso1) (Twitter)Colin: @colindrucker_ (https://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram) // @colindrucker (https://www.twitter.com/colindrucker) (Twitter)Web:www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ (http://www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/)www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary(discount code: AlrightMary)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now your fate rests in the hands of the drag gods.

0:27.1

You've been hiding your candy.

0:29.6

If you have the gold bar, you will be saved.

0:34.8

There is still a chance that June could unwrap the golden chocolate bar.

0:39.6

So now is the moment of truth.

0:43.4

Now, let's see what you got.

0:49.6

I want to stay in this competition so badly.

0:52.4

Please pray for me.

0:53.8

It's chocolate.

1:03.4

Cut to RuPaul dressed as Jigsaw going game over and slamming a big metal door.

1:10.8

Holy shit.

1:16.8

You know what Colin, I'll bet the golden ticket makes the chocolate taste terrible.

1:21.5

I've heard that somewhere.

1:25.5

I got to say RuPaul's face, her eyes are wide, right before or right as June is opening

1:34.0

it up.

1:35.0

Like, what's going to happen?

1:36.9

There is no way production would have allowed the golden ticket twist to be over episode

1:43.9

one.

1:44.9

Absolutely.

1:45.9

But what I love is that they got the music from saw to get your heart pounding.

1:51.2

While June Jumbalaya opens up a candy bar in front of RuPaul and friends.

1:56.3

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

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