Episode 313: The Most NSFW Episode In The History Of This Program + Our Favorite (Not Best) Yankee SPs Of Our Lives
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of the pod, we truly went off the rails. We talk about the worst things any of us have ever done in our lives, how we cheated in school, as well as have an incredibly lengthy and detailed debate on what's the best way to jerk off. As far as baseball-related discussions go, we talked about the Freddie Freeman rumors and who we think should be our starting first baseman. We also named our favorite Yankee SPs based on how much we liked watching them over the years. Please for the love of god, end this lockout, Manfred. Outro song: "Night Shades" (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, the 80s are fighting again. |
| 0:35.0 | There are cheaters and just final games with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | There are cheaters who are fantasy because reality did you have 80 steps? |
| 0:46.0 | There are five all these to left, it's on the 20th. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:50.0 | I have a Yankee that's going to the World Series. |
| 0:55.0 | All right, here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.0 | Fall game over Yankee's win. |
| 1:09.0 | So Yankee wins. |
| 1:22.0 | What's up? |
| 1:23.0 | What's happening? |
| 1:24.0 | Welcome to another edition of the Stroke porch presented by Barcelona Sports. |
| 1:26.0 | We are in studio. |
| 1:28.0 | Myself Tommy Smokes. |
| 1:29.0 | Tom Scabelli, Marty Mush. |
| 1:31.0 | Know on the ones and twos TJs out in L.A. |
| 1:34.0 | Being a hot shot producer for the Yankee. |
| 1:37.0 | I realize he's just not part of the podcast anymore. |
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