Hello again friends and you are our friends and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornets drive through right here on another day you will hear noise in the background oh god damn it however it is from AW and once again it is self-induced but we'll be talking about I guess AW versus NXT and who knows what else I'm in a good mood today I'm your host the great Brian last and here he is Mr. Badmood himself Jim Cornet

now come on I'm positively giddy Brian compared to I am slapsticky I am just jubilant jubilation T cornpone is who you can call me today because I'm just I'm up and over the moon about these things and while you Brian you you have been having a very shitty day did you didn't

did you ever wake up ladies and gentlemen an early one morning and find that shortly after you started your day life just shit on you just shit right in your lap and and all you could do with that shit in your lap was try to take something and wipe it off but it just smears it and makes it even bigger brown stain and it's the first thing in the morning you can't go anywhere like that people be saying look at that with the shit all over it life is done shit in his lap

so instead you you have to slink back home you have to take off your clothes you have to shower the shit of life off of you and then you got to crawl back into your bed and just say fuck it for today folks

but sometimes we persevere but Brian you been having a shitty day you know you're fucking dick so because there are enough elements of what you just said that are kind of true I guess I'll just say it I had a bunch of things going on today including taking swammy to the groomer and swammy doesn't like leaving the house and going to the groomer and he had some kind of fucking reaction right when we got there and he shit on my lap and I had this dirty towel in the car I had to get out of the car I was there I wasn't coming home

I had to find a way to get inside and I couldn't walk inside obviously with no pants or no shirt so I wiped it was mostly like on my lap area on the right side the lapel area and it was more diarrhea ish then like it wasn't like a hard shit you could just like you know brush off or something what a reaction

by the way from it should swammy be going to the groomer of the vet well that's the next explosive projectile diarrhea just for going to the group what are the groomers grooming on him what are they doing to this poor dog so I got swammy in there I made sure the guy there knew there was no small talk happening today just take my dog call me and I don't think he minded you smelled like shit you know he was looking at my eyes like he's like one of those people looks in your eyes so I don't know if he saw my shit pants

so now I had to get home and the towel I'm going to admit this and I apologize to a local law enforcement I littered I just left that fucking towel shit on the ground I was not putting that back in my fucking car oh come on that I don't care who's bothered by that I don't get injured I literally don't give a shit I left

a child could could have wandered by and picked that up and take it at home and infected the whole family if there's a child walking around the middle of the parking lot picking up dirty towels I think their problems are much bigger than well there's a civic minded no civic minded youngsters start them early get them out there for five years old have them policing the areas picking up on the side of the interstate why do the poor prisoners have to do all the work your comprehensive got nothing else to do your comprehension of what children should do or what they do do

is astounding at all times but speaking of do do do do well speaking of do do I had to get home and I got home and I took off my clothes and Suzanne helped me you know function because I was having a little bit of a meltdown I was pissed off I had to cancel my appointment that I had out of that oh you were pissed off you were shit on I was shit on and then I called it my appointment I didn't want to lie but I also didn't want to say my dog is shit all over my pants and some of it got on my shirt and I got to clean my car

so I just said I had a problem the governor would have understood I said I had car problems

but then it wasn't over and then I said hey Jim will be tell you what happened I don't want to talk about

this on the air and the last slide I did you have freely admitted all this information I was just I was

going to talk about your rotten internet service I wouldn't say an award about Swami and his bowel

malfunctions to could play this game Brian help me out I need to get bailed out this donkey and me got caught in the field

don't hey come on it and it wasn't a field it was the back of a shopping center I'll have you know but otherwise an

ad where we won't discuss it but what see then as soon as you go back to business after you get finished with

the veterinary part of your day you get on your you remember your blazing fast internet you used to have

nanny nanny booboo well now you your poo poo or booboo either one or honey booboo for that matter

did you ever see mama June's bare feet no you know I'm aware who I'm aware who I'm aware who I'm aware

who honey booboo is I know who honey booboo isn't loosely who her mom is but I don't know anything

in the first season let alone their show out of morbid curiosity we watched like three or four

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