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🗓️ 24 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome back to the Cholumani podcast, episode 312. |
| 0:24.9 | As always, I'm one of our hosts. |
| 0:26.1 | Mike Martin. |
| 0:26.6 | Join today on my own personal Ryu Ken Nakuma from L.A., Jesse, Alex, and special get, Rep. |
| 0:34.4 | Bayonne. |
| 0:35.2 | How's it going, man? |
| 0:35.9 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:36.9 | Thank you so much. i can't wait to figure |
| 0:38.5 | out which of those characters i am i want to know yes that that's that's the challenge yeah and uh i also |
| 0:44.5 | want to thank you guys for inviting me onto the show thank you and i want to say thank you to whom |
| 0:50.4 | you actually did want to get for this episode that couldn't make it today. Thank you. Now, this is, this is, this is all, this is all part of my secret plan. Guys, if you don't know who Brett is, he's a comedian, he's a writer, he's a YouTube person. He's from Los Angeles, California. He's been doing improv comedy for like two decades, including as the director of the storied and excellent college team company at comedy sports LA for several years. |
| 1:14.9 | He's written for and acted in tons of stuff you've probably seen online, including Black C-3PO, |
| 1:20.3 | the Street Fighter shorts, Matador, and Ballrog behind the glory, and countless episodes of the long-running that one video gamer show, The Completionist, where we also started working together on a show we both |
| 1:24.7 | still put out like almost every day of our goddamn lives, along with our editor Ted, Superbeard Bros. He's been so requested, so asked for us. So he's finally here. So that's really cool. Right. Your name has popped up many a time over the years. Really? Okay. I got a big family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was actually kind of surreal. I don't, |
| 1:45.3 | I can't remember if I've ever heard you like write a bio for me. That was strange, man, |
| 1:51.3 | because we've known each other for a long time. So it was very strange. Like, what do you, |
| 1:55.5 | what do you think of me professionally? So I'm, uh, I'm really disappointed. I'm very disappointed in what you're |
| 2:02.0 | Yeah, that's okay. That's okay. I, I'm glad that, uh, I'm glad that, I'm glad that I was |
| 2:07.7 | able to write it. Um, yeah, I'm glad you made it through. Yeah. Um, so the question we always ask |
| 2:13.6 | everybody on the show is like, the reason we think shulminati works is that because math is kind |
| 2:20.4 | of like molder and jesse's kind of like scully and i'm kind of like tony shaloob from galaxy quest |
| 2:25.9 | kind of in terms of energies so which what where where on that spectrum do you think you fall |
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