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The Short Porch

Episode 311: David Ortiz Wins The Popularity Contest

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Sports, Baseball

4.51.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the pod, our spiral into madness at the hands of the lockout continue. We discuss the results of the Hall of Fame vote and the hypocrisy of baseball writers refusing to vote for guys connected to steroids like Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, and ARod, but at the same time will turn a blind eye towards David Ortiz. We also had Tommy take an IQ test to see how he compares to the rest of the Short Porch crew, as well as have Marty play Wordle for the first time ever to see if his brain can handle it. Outside of the baseball world, we discuss the NFL playoffs and how devastating the Packers' loss was to Hubbs. We finally round out the show by answering some fan-submitted questions. Despite the lack of baseball news, we make it work as always. Outro song: "Set Me Free One Day" (via APM Music Library)


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0:00.0

Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.

0:05.5

Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

0:30.0

Back at the world, the Yankees are tighted again.

0:35.0

Derek Geter hits his final game with a walk-off single.

0:40.0

Derek Geter prefers it because reality did you have any doubts?

0:46.5

There's a fly ball. He's to left. He's on the plate. There it goes.

0:50.0

And the Yankees are going to the World Series.

0:55.5

All right, here comes the judge.

1:00.0

It is Glaver Day. And he is the Glaver of the Month.

1:07.0

Fall game over. Yankees win.

1:12.0

Yankees win.

1:22.0

What's wrong? Are you okay?

1:24.0

I've never had someone go around here.

1:26.0

I've never had someone get stolen.

1:28.0

I dismissed you.

1:29.0

No, but I've never seen someone so fucking out of their element because their pants are tight.

1:35.0

Are we recording?

1:37.0

Yeah.

1:38.0

All right, I got it.

1:39.0

Get off your chest.

1:40.0

Come on, Brad.

1:41.0

It's the awesome.

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