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You know when you're stiffly and you can't breathe through your nose so you breathe just through your mouth?

This show's like that. It's like breathing through your mouth and then tasting the world on your tongue and then closing your mouth and then

and then swallowing the goodness of the world

and then not choking and then being at one with the universe.

A drift with Jeff Lloyd Annabel Port. Hello, I'm in I'm in a good mood today. I'm in a good mood today. Good. I was just singing to myself then while you're in the toilet. I did accidentally sing I was

I was trying to sing oh the grand old Duke of York

what's a weird choice wait till you what it came out

right it came out as oh the dirty Duke of York. Is that another version of the song?

I don't think so.

The one you just made up. I sang Oh the Dirty Duke of York.

I don't know where that came from.

We are, we're particularly bad at getting lyrics wrong in our family.

By which I mean me and my mom. She was

singing to my son a while ago and she sang row row your boat gently down the street.

Oh three. I know. Okay. So you know we've got our problems. I'm in such a good mood today that I was walking down the street

whistling to myself earlier. Is that an actual thing then to people do that when they're

happy? That's what I did, did yeah do you think it's annoying?

No I think it's lovely. I'm not a good whistler but I wonder if it is a dying thing do you see

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