Episode 309- Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever.
Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you for some reason love kinda crappy slashers of the late 90s/early 00s? How about Episode 8 (!)- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 56- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or Episode 278- "Scream 3?"
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| 0:00.0 | Can I read you my first note for this film? |
| 0:20.2 | Please. |
| 0:20.6 | Cowards, I could be watching Lindsay Loehan right now. Ha ha ha. Can I read you my first note for this film? Please. |
| 0:23.5 | Cowards, I could be watching Lindsay Lohan right now. |
| 0:30.2 | The people have spoken, and we listen to the people. |
| 0:35.5 | I could make a really great, I'm not conceding, the election was rigged. |
| 0:38.9 | I actually won joke here, but that might not be so funny in a couple months, |
| 0:40.3 | so I'm going to refrain. |
| 0:42.5 | Can I beat your Rudy Giuliani? |
| 0:46.1 | Oh my God, only if sweat carries hair dye down your face. |
| 0:47.1 | What a fucking nightmare. |
| 0:49.9 | That's America's mayor. |
| 0:52.0 | How dare he? |
| 0:58.3 | Like, I know we'd get occasionally political yeah but not so much current events political yeah how dare he take the name of my cousin Vinny into his mouth oh did he yes today he during |
| 1:06.9 | his press conference tried to compare how far people were standing, |
| 1:11.6 | poll watchers were standing from the people counting the ballots |
| 1:14.1 | to the scene in my cousin Vinnie where he has the woman can't see |
| 1:18.0 | and he's like, |
| 1:18.4 | how many fingers am I holding up? |
| 1:21.3 | He's like, |
| 1:21.9 | he calls it his favorite law movie. |
| 1:24.8 | And I just feel like in Joe Biden's first 100 days of his presidency, I'd like to see him |
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