Episode 308: Should We Just Murder Marty?
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
In our first pod of 2022, we talk about pretty much all there IS to talk about surrounding the Yankees lately. We discuss the Yankees' brass being embarrassed by their Minor League affiliate running a "pizza rat" promotion back in 2018. We talk about the Yankees' strategy of signing young superstars like Roderick Arias in International Free Agency to get around MLB Draft disadvantages. We also come to the conclusion that ever since Marty was born, society as a whole has just continued to get worse and worse, making us wonder if we'd be doing the world a favor by just offing him now. Finally, we take your guys' voicemails and demonstrate how seriously we take "Would-You-Rather" questions when asked. Outro song: "Darla" (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the end is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | Derek Geter, edges funneled in with a walk off single. |
| 0:40.0 | Derek Geter, where fantasy, the country, reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.0 | There are five balls east to left, there's another 20. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, and the Yankees are going to the world's third round. |
| 0:55.0 | All right, here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.0 | Bowl game over Yankees wins. |
| 1:12.0 | Yankees wins. |
| 1:22.0 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 1:23.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barcel Sports. |
| 1:26.0 | I'm your host Hubs. |
| 1:27.0 | On the other side of the laptop, they're in the office. |
| 1:29.0 | Most Jeśli Marady, Mosh, Noah on The Ones and Tuesdays, 2022. |
| 1:34.0 | New Year, happy new year, guys! |
| 1:38.0 | I'm sick of saying it. |
| 1:41.0 | Alright. |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah, I agree. |
| 1:44.0 | I haven't seen any Office. |
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