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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Episode 305: A Day and Change Away

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

With the election only a day away, Ben and Marcus discuss their predictions for the ways swing states will vote, and the issues that might sway the results one way or the other.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go for

0:01.5

fool me what are you by

0:03.2

a by my

0:04.2

Are you ready to go shame on shame on you

0:09.8

It's Abe Lincoln's top hat hosted by Ben Kistle

0:19.1

All right welcome to the show everyone I am Ben Kistle that's Marcus Barz. Hey Ben holy hell buddy

0:24.4

It's been a year and a half what was it June 16th 2015 when

0:30.2

Donald Trump went down that escalator cuz he doesn't walk stairs with his beautiful wife Melania

0:36.8

And he announced his presidency for the United for the United States and my god

0:42.1

It has been insane ever since this has been I mean this it doesn't compare because you know

0:47.2

This is the second election cycle that me and you've been through that's it and this does not even come close to comparing

0:53.4

To the last time because the last time the craziest we had to deal with was what Michelle Bachman Michelle Bachman who was absolutely insane but

1:00.2

democracy flushed her out

1:02.7

But yes when when Trump announced his candidacy rather on June 16th for the presidents

1:07.8

For the presidency we didn't know where it was gonna go

1:10.5

I thought he was kind of dead in the water because he called Mexicans

1:14.1

Rapist and I thought that was the end and then that was just the beginning

1:18.5

Just the beginning and I remember when he said that making Kelly had blood coming out of his eye coming out of her eyes blood coming out of her wherever

1:26.6

Whatever I texted you I texted you like blood coming out of her wherever blood coming out of her wherever this is it

1:33.1

This is the end, you know, and then it was again just the beginning of a new chapter well because we weren't sure

1:39.3

You know he might have been talking about a nosebleed

1:42.8

Yeah, remember he needed do you remember when you were on the Trump train?

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