Episode 300: Deep Inside the Gloryhole with Thomas Smith - Part 1

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:05.5	Hey guys, it's Trish and Trouble from Holy crap the podcast.
0:10.5	Yes, talk about this guy with the lizard people, the feed visitors, and the the lower-force
0:17.7	conventional beings and not all bad, they're not all good.
0:21.7	He's a trust me, or does this sound very suspiciously like the premise of the Transformers?
0:27.7	You don't know that they're there, but they're there.
0:30.7	Some of them are good, some of them are bad, but you know, if you know what they look for,
0:34.7	Sound Queen will show enough that he's a Transforming Boom Monster.
0:39.7	Oh shit, they're putting them in the game.
0:42.7	Oh no, how great they are.
0:44.7	Bye bye.
0:46.7	Hey Tom and people, this is Kyle.
0:49.7	She's a video listener in this episode, 299, and I had a quick correction for you guys,
0:54.7	specifically Tom.
0:56.7	That is a common misconception going around that the daily instructors actually prefer to stop at Earth
1:02.7	because when they're the easiest, I would actually just leave it Earth now, head of the Mars.
1:07.7	My boss, Mr. Baker, had his reptilian army load up to drop his like 10 tons of luggage
1:14.7	he did for Garbord.
1:17.7	I've heard from many guys, although I've never been Tom, that's the easiest place to
1:22.7	actually rain it.
1:24.7	But that means I story home of the fuckers.
1:27.7	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
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