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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #30 - Don't Make Assumptions

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

You didn't kill yourself! Yay! Today on TVIOH: a new daily thrill in which Kevin is a pawn, Fuckbio Theater, a much needed palate cleanser courtesy of Rupi Kaur, the smash hit "Kevin Did You Shit On The Floor Yet?", and a deep dive into Don Miguel Ruiz's Third Agreement: Don't Make Assumptions. I haven't gotten a Patreon account yet, still thinking on it. EMAIL ME: [email protected] FOLLOW ME: @KrystynaHutch WEBSITE: www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our

0:12.2

heads. with the voices in our head the voices in our head

0:19.5

Holy hell you're still here you didn't kill yourself.

0:25.0

Wow, thanks for being here guys. Welcome to the voices in our heads. We're figuring it out

0:31.0

we're figuring it out. I're trying to figure it out.

0:35.0

Ugh, this is so weird y'all.

0:39.0

I've just, but I mean I feel, I feel nuts but in a fun cute way like in a in a kid way which I was my favorite way to feel nuts just like goofy just goof troop central

0:49.8

You know I'm just talking in weird voices. I'm answering the door with no pants on.

0:56.5

And I'm not doing it on purpose.

0:58.2

I just, every time I order delivery, even if it's,

1:07.1

I just, I just I just I answer the door no pants and every time I'm like Christina you know now when the buzzer rings you have to put pants on you're not gonna have enough time to do it so put your

1:12.3

pants on now and then

1:13.3

Kevin will do something cute like put his put his chin on my leg and I'll be like oh I

1:19.4

can't I got to play with him and then buzz buzz or buzz buzz buzz and whoop looks like someone's going to see my me undies. That's not an ad for them but you can buy them if you want I don't give a shit.

1:33.4

Woey! This is just so bizarre

1:38.0

this thing this thing called quarantine.

1:41.3

I do have a quarantine tip for you. Do you want to hear it?

1:44.4

Okay. I made this thing. Some of you will think this is dumb, but some of you will

1:50.4

think this is fun. I have a bunch of glass jars, glass mason jars, and

1:57.9

there are in various sizes. So I took like a medium-sized one and I put, there's all

2:02.2

these activities that I have in my

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