4.5 • 703 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Pat is booked as a guest for Tom Allen's new panel show, and Donna persuades the SW6 gang to carry out a practice heist at the studio in preparation for their big casino job - bad news for fellow panellists Jo Brand and Sarah Millican. Meanwhile, 'Sita's Creatures' animal acting agency goes from strength to strength as Serpico cements his reputation as the country's leading Merdog, before making waves elsewhere on set.
A true(ish) crime podcast, which sees undercover cop Pat Springleaf (James Acaster) share police wire recordings from the biggest case of his career: working to infiltrate and bring to justice the notorious SW6 gang.
Back in 2013, ex-conman-turned-undercover-cop Pat was in the middle of a career-defining undercover gig - but problems beset him on all sides: the gang are getting suspicious; his wife wants a divorce; the police are demanding results; and his ex partner in crime is blackmailing him. Not an ideal situation for someone with a burning need to please absolutely everybody. In 2023, meanwhile, Pat and his producer Adams play clips to studio guests as they unpack the criminal hijinks that launched the career of the man now reasonably widely-known as James Acaster.
Featuring:
Bill Bailey - himself
Chloe Petts - Nance
Domhnall Gleeson - Lawrence
Evelyn Mok - herself
Finn Wolfhard - Serpico
Freya Parker - Floor Manager
Jason Forbes - Director
Jo Brand - herself
Kath Hughes - Detective Adams
Kemah Bob - Donna
Nathaniel Metcalfe - Huey
Nish Kumar - himself
Pat Cahill - Reg
Phil Wang - Detective Clarke Burbridge
Sarah Millican - herself
Sharon D Clarke - Police Chief Angela
Sindhu Vee - Sita
with studio guest Tom Allen
Extra jokes by Alison Spittle, Celya AB, Ken Cheng, Matthew Crosby, Rose Johnson and Toussaint Douglass
Original Music by NNAMDÏ
Sound design by Charlie Brandon King
Assistant Producers - Katie Sayer and Mikaela Carmichael
Produced by Lyndsay Fenner
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0:00.0 | Greetings list. Greetings, listening. Greetings listener. Oh, uh, uh, do you want to |
0:04.4 | ask me, uh, uh, uh, uh, you want to live in each decision. And you know, |
0:09.3 | everyone on the money on me, honey, honey. Greetings listener. Uh, uh, uh, sorry. Uh, do you want to? |
0:18.8 | Sorry. No, Hugo. |
0:21.4 | Greetings listener and welcome to Springleaf. |
0:23.7 | The only podcast where an undercover cop shares his wire recordings with the public. |
0:28.0 | I'm your host Pat Springleaf, and on today's episode, I'm joined by the one, the only, Mr. Tom Allen. |
0:33.8 | Thank you, Patrick. |
0:35.1 | I am today's guest. |
0:40.4 | Now, Tom, you actually feature on this episode's wire recording, a first for the podcast. Yes, well, something happened involving you and I. And for the |
0:46.2 | longest time, I have wanted answers but never received them until things crossed this blessed day. |
0:53.4 | Pat, you written that reference for me yet i need it by end of play oh boy |
0:57.6 | we're going on a jar punt we're not scared we've done it or not yeah of course adams i'll like a pace up |
1:05.5 | well you better i hate podcasts and i want out that's what i said ten years ago and look at me now. Not now, Tom Allen. I'm not in the mood. |
1:13.4 | Let's get stuck in. I just landed myself a new comedy agent. |
1:17.0 | His ex-wife. |
1:17.6 | And it wasn't long before she had some big Tom Allen related news for me. |
1:21.2 | The very best kind of news. Play the tape, Adams. |
1:24.8 | Don't tell me what to do, mate. Sorry, I usually host these things. |
1:29.0 | I'll get used to it. It's fine. |
1:32.9 | Theta, this office is plush as hell. |
1:35.5 | Golden Desk's shaped like a dog's bone. |
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