Hello, campers. Grab your marshmallows and gather around the true crime

campfire. We're your camp counselors. I'm Katie and I'm Whitney. And we're

here to tell you a true story that is way stranger than fiction.

We're roasting murderers and marshmallows around the true crime campfire. So, campers, in the last episode, Prince and Principal of Darkness, Dr. J. Smith, was arrested

and charged with impersonating a Brinks Courier to rob a Sears store and then attempting to do the same thing a few months later at another Sears.

Upper Marion was about to learn more than they ever wanted to know about the secret life of this prominent educator and former Army Colonel. And while Smith was busy getting arrested, Ezra Pound obsessed English teacher Bill

Bradfield had a lot of plates in the air.

His long-suffering live-in girlfriend Sue Myers, his teenage former student slash girlfriend Wendy, and

humorless but intellectual girlfriend Joanne, his floundering arts and

craft store, and last but not least, girlfriend Susan Reinert, who was getting increasingly tired of his excuses

about why he couldn't be with her and her alone.

He had to keep all these women away from each other and carefully monitor which of his

adoring band of disciples got to know about which parts of his adoring band of disciples

got to know about which parts of his complicated life.

It was a lot of stress on a guy who just wanted to be adored. The puppet master and the Prince of Darkness, Part 3, puppeteering.

So after Jay Smith's arrest on the robbery and attempted robbery charges, word quickly got around about all the creepy stuff

the police had found in his car. The evidence of robbery, for sure, there was the Brinks uniform,

the fake ID, but also the homemade silencers, the syringes full of sedatives, the guns,

the duct tape.

Not only that, but the cops had searched his man cave of a basement and found all my God all kinds of stuff

including you ready for this Katie oh so ready chains

my god huge jugs of nitric acid.

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