Episode 3: The Dogs Days of March
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
In the third episode of The Short Porch, Hubbs and Tom review the latest storylines from Yankees Spring Training: Aaron Judge possibly leading off, the adventures of Giancarlo Stanton in left field, Billy McKinney's hot spring, and more. The guys also each give their top five most hated Red Sox ever. The show ends with "Noah Syndergaard Is the Worst", DMs, and a special throwback!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | I am your host Hubs alongside me as alarmingly stupid, otherwise known as Tommy smokes, otherwise known as the |
| 0:14.8 | voice of Fordham, Tom Scabelli, say hello Tom. |
| 0:18.6 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:20.0 | Are you better? |
| 0:21.0 | Are you six still? |
| 0:22.0 | I think I started with what's up everybody last week or maybe the week before. |
| 0:24.6 | Is that a trademark? |
| 0:25.6 | Can we start to call that a catchphrase? |
| 0:27.3 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah. You're the first one that's ever said it. |
| 0:29.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:30.5 | It seems like I'm really catching on. |
| 0:31.8 | We should file a trademark for what's up |
| 0:33.4 | everybody and sell shirts because no one's ever said that ever. You asked about my |
| 0:37.4 | health? Yeah because you were deathly sick last week and you just cough as you |
| 0:40.8 | can hear as you can hear and I'm going to try to prevent that most of the show so I had strep throat |
| 0:46.6 | Now a long time fans will know I battled an upper respiratory infection in December and folks I have bad news I think it could be back I've been |
| 0:54.4 | coughing up along these past few days last night before the game I was down in |
| 0:59.3 | DC for the 8-10 tournament for number of storage, calling it for the radio W.F. |
| 1:04.3 | You know, your farewell. |
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