Episode 3 : The Colour of Joy

Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hello there you Snoozan Sarendons, how’re you doing? Yeah we’re good thanks. Anyway… Today’s show will go down in radio history as having the most texters running concurrently in an hour. We also get answers to some of the biggest questions around, how was Ed’s Rock Festival? Why is Matthew being so loud in that Kitchen? How much waxy chat is too much waxy chat? Thanks for downloading the podcast for THE WACKIEST SHOW ON RADIO – but also come be an Early Worm and tune in to Radio X every Sunday 8am – 11am to get it live. Get in touch on [email protected] @EdGambleComedy @matthewcrosby

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0:00.0	I've always been ambitious and in teaching I've found plenty of opportunities to progress.
0:05.0	As head of English, I now get to support all other teachers in my department.
0:09.4	They often learn from my advice, though actually I often learn from theirs.
0:13.4	The support and development we all get from each other is amazing.
0:16.5	It benefits not just us, but every student we teach.
0:19.8	How many of the professions can say that?
0:22.5	Every lesson shapes a life. Start shaping yours with a minimum starting salary of £31,000.
0:28.4	Search get into teaching. Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Radio X. Well, hello everybody. It's podcast time.
0:42.1	That's right. This is Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. I'm the second one of those two names.
0:48.5	Yeah, it's interesting because when you do both names, and you say my name first, that would suggest that you're me.
0:54.4	It does suggest that I'm you, but I'm famously not you. No, that's true. That's part of the reason why I got the job.
0:55.7	That's what... In fact, that's pretty much the only reason I got the job.
0:57.7	You're like, are you also Ed Gamble?
0:59.0	No, well, that's enough variety for us.
1:01.5	We can't have two Eds.
1:03.3	We can't have two Eds.
1:04.2	I think it was another good show today, mate.
1:06.6	I think it was an absolutely cracking show today. Fair enough. I say good. You say absolutely cracking.
1:13.1	I've got nowhere else to go now, have I?
1:14.7	Let's let the listeners decide.
1:17.6	Vote whether you think it was good or absolutely cracking.
1:18.3	Absolutely.
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