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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 299: Oh Godwin!

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Manning: Obama Will Stay In Power By Stoking Race War Pakistan: Woman who rejected marriage offer burnt to death Larry Pratt: If Conservatives Lose The Supreme Court, We May 'Have To Resort To The Bullet Box' South Carolina pastor bizarrely claims 'the only atheists in the world live in America and Europe' Sandy Rios: Hillary Clinton Wants To Legalize Pedophilia

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.

0:05.5

Hey guys, this is Molly again. This came up a couple of times the last episode. I just wanted to say that

0:14.0

wild gender dysphoria is in the DSM-5. It's in there so that people with severe distress can get the treatment that they need.

0:23.0

In the same way that taking a couple of Tylenol, the headache doesn't make me a drug addict.

0:29.0

Being transgender does not make a person have gender dysphoria.

0:34.0

So I just wanted to say that. I'm gonna head off now and choke down my giant bull is dick who's that I have destined with monolithomic skulls.

0:43.0

Took the next three or four days off of work just so I can trip all the sea reptiles. Glory level.

0:50.0

Hey Tom and Fisal, this is Vicky. And I think you missed her this week gomer. He wasn't really trying to say the typical manual.

1:00.0

He's meant to say the district manuals really referring to a book on BDSM. He's up to good work guys. Glory Hall.

1:09.0

Hey Tom and Fisal, I would just like to call you both out on your massive amount of cultural appropriation in your last episode.

1:17.0

I actually identify as a city spankable bite and you appropriated my culture. So wow, fucktards.

1:24.0

You just lost the listener. Go fuck yourself. Glory Hall.

1:29.0

Glory Hall gentlemen. I just listened to episode 298 and I agree that the rocket ship to save humanity should be filled with women.

1:37.0

However, I disagree about not sending couples. You see, he could send 20 lesbian couples on the rocket ship.

1:44.0

Not only would that piss off Louis Gover, you'd have a rocket ship full of lesbian. Space lesbian.

1:51.0

I gotta go now.

1:54.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:24.0

Recording live from Glory Hall Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

2:44.0

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome Matt.

2:59.0

What are you doing? See, so you're getting the book out. You're getting the book out. We have to tell people what book it is because people were asking this week what book it is.

3:06.0

We have to reintroduce this every time we have new listeners. So here's a deal. Some podcasts take it upon themselves to read holy tax. They read the Bible, they read the Quran, they read the book of Mormon, although that's now over.

3:19.0

God, thank God, that's not over.

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