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Hey, Cecil, hey Tom, this is Texas Calling.

Oh my gosh, that Ted Cruz pulls out episode.

That was the funniest thing I've heard in years.

I had just fallen asleep.

I was listening to podcasts, but the laughing, oh my god, the laughing, that laughing woke me up.

I started snickering and then I was jiggling and then I started laughing and then I was laughing out loud.

I had to get up and go to the living room.

I was afraid I was going to wake my husband up.

The combo of Glenn Beck and he Ted Cruz.

That is a match made in wealth, made in heaven if you will.

I sustained myself on the tears of Glenn Beck.

Here's something that not many people know about Glenn Beck tears.

They're made up of 9% salt, 15% sugar and they're 30% fat.

Together they have a delicious humane quality that just is not found on our planet or in the Patriot Emergency Food Kit.

He hawks on his dumb show.

Hey Cecil and Tom, this is Pat Mevison, show's sounding great.

I'm just looking at you two episode 294 and I wanted to think of you know, you can't build a wall with baby skull.

They're just, they're too soft and not both.

That's that, yeah.

You want to use adult skull for the wall, but if you grind up the baby skulls and mix them with fresh milk, they make perfect mortar.

So yeah, find the whole family.

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