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Ah.

Well, it looks like everything's working, the sound, etc.

I've been tinkering with my setup, so you never know what could happen.

Well, here's a text story that, I don't know if I believe it.

It looks like a prank.

But allegedly, there's a company called Alter ego.

That's a little wearable that you put around sort of like headphones,

except doesn't cover your ears, sort of like the kind that just wrap around the back of your head.

Anyway, they allege that that thing can read your thoughts well enough to know what you would like to be sending to a screen with almost

your perfect precision and happens kind of quickly and they showed this demo of a guy who

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