Coffee was Scott Adams featuring Gary the Cat, my producer.

That purring you here is not the washing machine.

That is the cat who's decided for the worst possible entry to make, timing-wise.

We were golfing this morning.

If you're not a member of locals, you wouldn't know what that means.

But I do go golfing with my cats.

All right, it looks like the stock markets mostly a little bit up.

So that's good.

How about that? Come on in, take a seat. Yeah, there's good about that come on in take a seat yeah there's

plenty of room up front get a nice comfortable seat grab the beverage in the

back and we will begin the experience that you've been looking forward to

wait a minute.

I don't want that.

All right.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, rum, rum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand

with their tiny shiny human brains all you need for that is a copper mugger a glass of

tanker chalcerstein a canteen jugger flask of vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee no gary

don't knock over the ringlight and join me now for the unparallel pleasure of the top being the other

day the thing that makes everything better it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens right now go perfect and today only I'm going to add a segment

it's called the simultaneous pet all right do you have a pet with you go simultaneous pet all

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