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And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet, you need to be quick and you need to sort of, uh, I don't even know what the word is.

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This person has something amazing, you know, maybe you're not.

You see, yeah.

You know, it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment, but there's something great about that person.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

You know what I care about, artistry, and you, and my kids, and polar bear couches.

You're a messy little person, ain't you?

Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano, you have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!

Well, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Perbank, I am your host.

Hello everyone!

Coming to you today from a beautiful Santa Rosa, California, the gateway to Sebastopol.

I don't know if anybody calls it that, I just decided to take a chance.

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